I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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