Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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