I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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