I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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