i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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