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(916): View more from California

come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.

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(319): View more from Iowa

We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"

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(604): View more from British Columbia

he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...

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(909): View more from California

When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.

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