everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
My vagina is very pro this idea
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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