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(732): View more from New Jersey

I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.

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Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.

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(915): View more from Texas

When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning

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(913): View more from Kansas

Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...

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(+61): View more from Australia

I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.

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(+66): View more from Thailand

i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked

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oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you

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(647): View more from Ontario

If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...

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