When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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