i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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