glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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