So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
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Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
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