I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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