I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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