end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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