I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
