Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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