I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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