yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My breasts were aching with rage.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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