My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Is Oprah even human
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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