Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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