So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
