he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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