Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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