Just cropdusted the office
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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