No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I can feel your judgement through the phone
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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