You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
i've created a new STD.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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