Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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