ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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