You really coming over, don't trick.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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