HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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