There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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