so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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