I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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