Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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