ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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