How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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