her vagine was all disorganized.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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