hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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