found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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