The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
