Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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