Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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