Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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