brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
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Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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