i think my tv is drunk
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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