Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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