You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I got inside last night via doggy door
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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