He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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