question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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