this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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