i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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