ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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