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my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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