This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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