So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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